Anonymous

SEGA finally won rights to everyone
Archie, IDW, Fleetway, that obscure french shit
Literally everyone is returning except Sally
Kino but also the most /sthg/ outcome imaginable

Anonymous
SoJ confirmed for absolute madlads. But also the most obvious psyop - they know keeping Sally vaulted will keep amerifatts seething for years.

Anonymous

Can't wait to see Ian writing Penders OCs into Frontiers 2. Rouge is finally gonna find that Prower Drill in the Ancient mines and the echidna lore is gonna be even more convoluted.

Anonymous
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Holy fuck the one time twitter actually gets what they want and they're still going to cry about Sally. This is like that monkey's paw shit.

Anonymous

Calling it now, the next game will be flooded with 50+ irrelevant characters nobody asked for while the gameplay gets even worse. Classic SEGA move.

Anonymous

Tangle and Whisper confirmed for main games
Scourge returning with Fiona
Literally Marine showing up again
Bean and Bark finally making it to 3D
Fucking HERSHEY THE CAT is returning
But Sally still vaulted
The absolute state of this franchise

Anonymous
Archiefags on suicide watch rn. They actually got Geoffrey St. John before Sally lmao

Anonymous
Sally clearly has pronouns on her character sheet and even SoJ couldn't tolerate it

Anonymous

Anyone else notice the weird fuckin emphasis on Fleetway characters in the announcement? Six fucking paragraphs about Johnny Lightfoot but Blaze gets a single sentence.

Anonymous
I'm just happy Sticks is getting her second chance. Let the Archie OC losers keep crying about Sally.

Anonymous

SoJ: "We're bringing back everyone"
Amerimutt fans: "SALLY?"
SoJ: "No."

twitter fucking implodes

Anonymous
This is how you know SOJ will never let SOA fuck with the cast ever again. After the 16 issue IDW arc where Whisper comes out as trans while fighting Metal Knuckles Prime they've decided to bring back literally everyone EXCEPT the one character that would make amerimutts happy.

Anonymous
Crossworlds will still flop.