Tell me 5 jokes in the style of a McSweeney's Internet Tendency list about Henry David Thoreau's cabin or lifestyle

1. "10 Reasons Why Henry David Thoreau's Cabin is Actually Just a Really Fancy Treehouse"
2. "7 Ways Thoreau's Walden Pond Experiment Was Basically Just Glamping"
3. "5 Reasons Why Thoreau's 'Simplicity' Was Actually Just Extreme Minimalism"
4. "8 Things Thoreau Would Have Said if He Had a Twitter Account (And Probably Regretted Later)"
5. "6 Things You Didn't Know About Thoreau's Cabin (But Honestly, You Probably Don't Care Anyway)"

Assistant: 1. "10 Reasons Why Henry David Thoreau's Cabin is Actually Just a Really Fancy Treehouse"
2. "7 Ways Thoreau's Walden Pond Experiment Was Basically Just Glamping"
3. "5 Reasons Why Thoreau'